Too Old For This Sh%t

Why I can’t do 3am writing sessions anymore:

  • you stay up all late, drag ass the entire next day then go to bed at 8:45.
  • Wake up to pee, worry about husband who hasn’t come to bed, check phone to realize it’s 11:20, so he’s fine.
  • Go back to bed.
  • Wake up at 2:45, when the dog falls off the bed. Comfort dog until 3:30 when she decides she needs to go out.
  • Put pants on, take dog out, get dog water, get dog a little snack, wake up sleeping husband, get back in bed.
  • Lay in bed at 3:54, feeling rested, wondering if it’s too early for breakfast.


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